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471 Why does Windows make computers crash? Because there's insufficent memory to RAM the door down! (I didn't expect you to laugh, this joke was...a joke!)

472 Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It was going down the road and turned into a field.

473 Why don't canibals like clowns? Because they taste funny!!!!!

474 Why do canibals like missionaries? Because they give them a taste of christianity!!!!

475 What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has dumped him? Homeless.

476 A guy walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac and said to the bartender, "Give me one , and one more for the road."

477 A boy was walking down the street when he was stopped by a man holding a sofa.The man said to the boy "Here you go you can have this sofa for nothing I don't need it anymore" the boy thanked him and took the sofa home to his dad.When he arrived home his dad went mad, the boy said to him "Dad I thought you would be pleased" his dad replied "No son what have I told you about taking suites off strangers"!!!!!

478 Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It was going down the road and turned into a field.

479 A man walked into a bar and the barman said to him "Hello do you want a drink?" "Yes please" replied the man.The barman then gave him a drink and waited for his money but the man didn't pay the barman argued with him and said "Thats £3.00 please" but the man replied "No you asked me if I wanted drink not if I wanted to buy one" a lawyer sitting in the corner agreed so the barman let him off and banned him from the pub.The next day the man went back to the pub and the barman said "Oi are'nt you the man I barred yesterday?" "No" replied the man, "oh" said the barman "You must have a double" "Yes please said the man I'll have a malt whiskey" !!!!!!

480 man #1: My dog has no nose man #2: then how does it smell? man #1: bad